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Friday, May 7, 2010

Hooters, Ta Ta's, Bazongas, Mellons, Headlights

I'm watching the view right now. It was a verrrrry rough evening/night for me, so i'm laying around for a while before i actually start my day. i'll shower soon, but first, sofa time with cookies.

So, on the view they're having this segment where they get women from the audience to go backstage and put on proper bras for their size, because no one seems to be able to find the right bra by themselves. Everyone on the show seems to be learning all about their boobs and sizes. Know what i've learned? Apperantly i don't have real boobs. Everyone on this show has those giant mellon tits that are larger than my head. How is this possible?!

Really, it's just not fair. I could probably go without a bra completely but i'm scared of awks nipple times.
But really, who needs a bra this large?

It's the size of a crop top!
i don't understand. Maybe because I have the same body proportions as a scrawny 17 year old boy (i legit do, learned this in tech) but that seems like a lot of fabric!
Whatever. It's not hard for ME to jog. Good luck to the lady above. She probably can't run without her boobs smacking her in the face.

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