Three Reasons Why Matt Damon's On My List

I feel like i need to explain why Matt Damon bumped off Russel Brand.

But why say, when i can show?

THE THREE REASONS

One: Fucking Matt Damon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig

Two: Maaat Daaamon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc&NR=1

Three: Carol's the man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GocyzyccgUc&feature=related